5th
This one... is for the ladies
I think if this were marketed properly, it could really take off. It’s porn made for women, especially those excited about starting a family in the future.
It starts off with a married couple talking about wanting to conceive. They show the camera the possible colors for the baby’s room and the Storkcraft Crib they’ve purchased online.
They announce that according to their doctor, this is the best time to conceive. We follow them to their room, hurrying to take their clothes off. Cut to fifteen minutes of missionary.
The last hour and a half is cuddling and reading a baby names book out loud to each other.
This is a joke. Right? Right? Because as a woman, I’m turned on by FUCKING, not potential baby making.
*snip*
I’m going to assume this is a joke for my own sanity.
[sharingtime]:I should’ve been more obvious that I didn’t actually believe that the “porn for women” idea was a good one.
Man, I wish it were like the old days when women didn’t have opinions. Things were so much simpler back then!
dawg i get u & i got u even if no one else does.
also planet terror is decent but DP is where its at. dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
NACHOS!!!
